To take, it says cheerfully, all preparing to die

Kurt Wongut | Photo Credit: AP

The semi -ear is dying; Sadly, there are no signs of sorrow anywhere. Perhaps because no one really knows what to do with a punctuation mark that is a complete break at the top and a shortwater below. This is neither; This is both. The cat of Shrodinger, a gramlerian, is present in two states at a time.

Nevertheless, I think as “easy Fellow” as Abraham Lincoln is called Semokolol; And this, despite all the terrible jokes it inspires. Who wants a semi -working?

Kurt Wongut “rejected the semicolon as” transvestite hemaprodite, which is nothing at all. ” If one tells Trump that he would probably sign an executive order that banned semi -prince from his kingdom.

It was born in 1494, the Italian scholar and printer Aldus Pius Manutius (who also introduced SculptureBefore falling 45% in the next 11 years, it has increased by 388% between 1800 and 2006. In 2017 it began a gradual recovery, with an increase of 27% by 2022. How will I know all this? Well, the researchers sat on their hands and counted everything; After reading this, they can accommodate the figure (as on one side, I had a friend in college who wrote: He once urinated in the sea and spent in the rest of his life/ to measure the resulting increase in sea level).

There is a lot of Indian about Ardhwiram. It is hierarchical, yet it is democratic. This allows co -existence without integration. It raises ideas on its own, while they are part of a large family. If the full break is the head of the family and the Comma is the Chatti aunt, the semi -square is a thoughtful cousin who studied abroad and returned with strange ideas about socialism and avocados.

At the age of emozis and messages that completely ignore the words (Emo ur OK), Ardhwiram is an endangered species. Its subtlety is lost on an audience that prefers emoji shrugs contained in space between two independent sections. It is a mark that says, “To take.” Not with the certainty of a comma, but with the temporary optimism of a writer who believes that the meaning lies in a break between ideas. This distinguishes segments that may be full sentences but not being.

Wongut’s counter was written by Hillary Mantel, who has a character in a novel: I wonder why I ever harassed sex; There is nothing in this breathing world, which is satisfactory as an artificially placed semiconduram.

A day will come when the semicolon disappears from our keyboard; Jane Austance, Virginia Wolf, Charles Dickens, Mark Twains, all committed users of that break mark would have been removed from their actions. Those who think in black or white, they will have no place for the gray of half -weram, a break for the unspecified.

Writing what you have just read, is filled with half -weed, then the 15th -century arts such as the maximum security museum will be placed in a glass case.