You can continue the same lifestyle in college as at home. Unwashed, Unprepared and Overwhelming
You can continue the same lifestyle in college as at home. Unwashed, Unprepared and Overwhelming
Dear Pain Akka,
I am a student of Kerala and classes are re-opening from February 14. I thought they wouldn’t open this year and I didn’t write any notes. Now I only have a week to finish them. Also, I was enjoying studying at home as I used to put a selfie on the screen and paint my nails while the teachers spoke about Torque and Momentum. My brother is in third year history and he used to play rummy online. Now it will all end. Why can’t your reputed newspaper write to the authorities and let us continue with the home study? It is more peaceful.
– Coping with massively increasing stress
dear fret,
I can’t begin to tell you how much I sympathize. I am sure the students of Karnataka will also agree with you. Who would have thought that one day they would enter the classroom only to be chased and made fun of by gangs of stick wielders? He must be furious for turning away from Omicron and leaving him at the mercy of the other forms.
In my housing colony too many people are cradles as the return to office has started slowly. They had settled into the comfortable WFH routine and now it has come as a harsh blow. Like Kangana Ranaut is suddenly saying something nice. Nobody expected this.
16D’s Neelima is saying that she cannot concentrate on work until she cuts vegetables together. Furthermore, she thought that Corona is a permanent feature like potholes on the streets of Bengaluru and is annoyed that they are actually expecting her to come to the office. Mahesh says that for two years he attended all meetings with shirt and underpants and now he hates trousers.
Once you get used to the unshaved face in front of the home PC and the samosas raining down your body, it can be difficult to start meeting humans again in the office environment. You never know when you’ll start scratching your stomach in the middle of a meeting without knowing it’s real life.
It will be very easy for you students. You can continue the same lifestyle in college as at home. Unwashed, unprepared and overwhelming. Frankly, if I were a teacher, I don’t want you to hold back either. You will all be sitting together like a budding mafia, with nothing but space between your eyebrows. It must be terrible.
But what do I know? My teacher friend says that online classes are like sending lessons into a black hole. But at least there is a screen between it and the hole. Imagine encountering that empty space in person every day. One trembles.
However, there is hope for you. More and more universities are recruiting such vice-chancellors who are not intelligent but have a lot of chances. Once you’ve convinced them that your entire motivation for returning to class is to make sure no one is allowed to wear or eat what they want and that you’re here to attack all of your classmates. Run around, they’ll be so happy they’ll let you play. Online rummy all day.
In fact, they’re considering a new phone game specifically for students. You have to make a cloth every day, like a papaya colored scarf or a carrot colored cap. Then your online avatar should wear the idea and throw stones at other avatars who haven’t worn the same thing. Max hits means you will win. Very simple. they are expecting
NYT Will also buy it like Wordle. But I think Zuckerberg will buy it for meta first.
The new game is great for the student community. It improves hand-eye coordination. and teaches chromatics. Are you sure you want to return to class now?
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