STax returns for biping of tax Mirzapur Season 3? Bose the mercury – It is burying your priorities in cosmic landfill. No group chat has your jokes laugh? This is the handiwork of Saturn. And as the stars align (or not), now it is just ‘living in your lunar truth’.
We are in a complete scale astrology on the accountability crisis, and General Z Self-awareness is not helping it.
The horoscope matching is going on for a moment. Once you are joking as an excuse for your mother to marry a CA to Pitpura (“But Beta, your Mars is in the 7th house”), is now the hottest tool in General Z’s emotional arsenal. Suddenly, we need to know our exact time of birth, place, lunar degree, and perhaps the star sign of the nurse. Because you and how do you explain why your situation has ever posted you?
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In India, where therapy still comes with a stigma, a price tag, and a waiting list of three months, astrology is a perfect work -chamber. This is a low commitment. And it does not ask you to unpack childhood trauma in the zoom session. Instead, it turns you off, “Your Saturn is coming back. Baksua.”
Forget the business plans, today’s startup pitch comes with a desperate argument for the moon sign compatibility and astrologer: “Will my app survive the next lunar eclipse?” Now, this is your office slack channel that diagnoses team struggles, and your next assessment depends on whether your moon can do ‘initiative’.
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Astrology growing creed
At this point everything comes with a cosmic argument. Apparently, Priyanka Chopra could not conquer three continents and created a global brand with hard work – no, her Jupiter in Scorpio handed over the key of success, with A. birth chart It completely aligns with Nick Jonas’s daughter sun. The universe sent it before the campaigners. Therefore, if you are questioning whether the stars are playing favorite, then just remember- the first chat of Astrotlak is free. The app of astrology predictions is being supported by the big names of the entertainment industry.
Given the impressive royalty, why are you upset with damage control after a public dispute, when you can just consult the universe? Forget the PR route, if the unemployed troll with WiFi connection and a lot of time on their hands comes for you, leave the public statement, just book a tarot appointment and let a woman adorned in ruby attract your future with a velvet pouch. Worked for a certain person, who carelessly told that now-viral youtube-credited a little horoscope treatment in all. (Apoorva, aka the Ribel Kid, we feel you)
Emotional accessories now come with a canva template, 499 tarot session and zodiac-theme playlist, perhaps with a discount code: Crybaby20. GST? The stars picked up the tab. Oh, and a chunky ring with that tarot reader and a holographic fanny pack can also throw it in a mantra to block the luxurious Gemini on your Instagram. And yes, they are fully booked by July.
Even the festivities of Delhi University have officially gone to cosmic, there should be one with tarot stalls. Because, of course, board exam toppers require a reading to know if they will make it as class representatives in this semester. And somewhere, between arguing the UCC and catching the metro, General Jade captured Millennial I-Rolls.
Call it a meltdown, call it a bad luck, the astrological cult calls it as ‘being in the region’.
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(Edited by Ratan Priya)